He’s mean, he's sexy, he's... LUKE ANTHONY. *play my theme song here* weather he's fighting crime or schmoozing woman, he's always cool and groovy. But he’s also none of that.
The REAL Luke is kinda cool. First things first he's an artist. And not a fancy artist. He doesn't do that "Symbolic abstract art" bull crap. He's more along the lines of EPIC DRAWINGS, 3D ARCHITECTURAL MODELING, COMPOSING SCORE, PLAYING PIANO, DIGITAL ART, and most importantly, CONCEPTUALIZING THEME PARK ATTRACTIONS.
But I know you must be wondering, "where in the blue bayou is this Luke fellow going to college?" And boyoboy will i answer that one. Ever heard of SCAD? No it is not the annoying little crusty fellows that ride on your elbows, IT'S A DARN ART COLLEGE YOU SIMPLETON! And not only is it bloody fantastic, but it's the ONLY college to feature a course in Themed Entertainment Design. Which, by the way, is what i'm doing when i am grown. So yes, I'm gonna be an imagineer, NOW GO BACK TO YOUR MISERABLE LIFE PEASANT.
